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Secret Santa

[godofthemachine]

[Congratulations, Foo Fighters! AM is your secret santa and he has left you the best present ever!

You get one (1) roll of the cheapest toilet paper ever. It's not a double roll or anything, nope! It is a singular, very thin roll. In typed font, a note says, "- Secret Santa".]

reaction to Secret Santa

[foo_toplankton]

[ This is... technically, a practical gift! If a very cheapskate version of practicality. However, between her grown understandings of both Nattenfest and human conceptions of hygiene, she suspects this particular gift may, in fact, be intended to serve as some manner of subtle insult. Now, she's not entirely certain of that, but... Well, it leaves her feeling contrary.

So she constructs a wooden shadowbox to display this gifted roll of cheap toilet paper and gives it a place of honor in her room. She's gonna keep and treasure this thing f o r e v e r.

Take that, weird-santa! She's not sure what game you're playing, but she's not gonna let you win! ]